If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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