I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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