If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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