What did we do last night that was yellow?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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