thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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