He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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