Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Having a random hookup so left but love u
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
