office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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