If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize