Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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