idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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