You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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