I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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