am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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