New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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