that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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