I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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