Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Farmville is her only friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize