You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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