Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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