dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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