I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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