I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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