He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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