summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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