p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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