my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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