East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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