Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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