Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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