Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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