Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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