I love black thongs
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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