Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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COCAINE IS GR8
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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