when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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