Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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