I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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