Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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