Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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