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(651): View more from Minnesota

Nipple clamps can be ambiguous

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(631): View more from New York

you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons

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(347): View more from New York

She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her

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(828): View more from North Carolina

you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.

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(512): View more from Texas

I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"

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(904): View more from Florida

My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.

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(310): View more from California

I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder

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