you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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