My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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