Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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