they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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