I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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