Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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