It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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