You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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