We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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