id be glad to
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
A+ Viking dick
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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