You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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