this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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