Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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