I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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